ADVICE GONE WRONG

ADVICE GONE WRONG

Adviser: You have to be a goal getter in life.
GAB: Go-getter.
Adviser: Thank you. And life demands that you are always at alert.
GAB: On the alert.
Adviser: Oh noted. So you have to be on the alert because the opportunity you are looking for might be at your doorstep.
GAB: On your doorstep.
Adviser: Alright then. Then you have to always carry your partner along because it takes two to tangle.
GAB: To tango.
Adviser: Wait, if you don’t want advice tell me. What kind of nonsense is this during counselling? Why are you making it look like I’m requesting for your attention by force?
GAB: Requesting, not requesting for.
Adviser: Please get out.
GAB: Please continue, Sir.
Adviser: My friend get out of this place.
GAB: 🚶🏻‍♂️🚶🏻‍♂️🚶🏻‍♂️🚶🏻‍♂️🚶🏻‍♂️
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