IMAGINING MY LIFE AS A GRANDPA

IMAGINING MY LIFE AS A GRANDPA

Grandson: Grandpa, where do thieves get AK 47?
Grandpa: Oh Dear, first do you know the meaning of the AK in that kind of rifle? The initials AK represent Avtomat Kalashnikova, Russian words for “automatic Kalashnikov,” who designed the accepted version of the weapon in 1947.
Grandson: Chai, grandpa! But was the man a 419? Grandpa: Permit me to also quickly give you the etymology of the code word 419. The number “419” refers to the section of the Nigerian Criminal Code dealing with fraud and the charges and penalties for such offenders. The scam has been used with fax and traditional mail and is now prevalent in online communications like emails. It is also called the Nigerian prince scam.
Grandson: Ah Grandpa, I want to go and meet my mummy.
Grandpa: Come on boy, ask more questions.
Grandson: Grandpa you have another answers for all my questions.
Grandpa: Young man, I am widening your intellectual capacity.
Grandson: I want to go and meet my mummy to widen it too.
Grandpa: Come here!
Grandson: 🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️
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